Don't push me! Expletive!☭!

Leave work ␛ and pass miserable guard☑...Cross tram line covered in perilous ice ❅ (look left/ right/ skate across and dodge 10 tons of oncoming metal)☑...Witness some guy shouting the odds at some militsia guy☑...Get to the entrance of Novogireevo (Nova-guh-reev-a) metro station (or as a friend renamed it "No one's gonna save ya!" ™) and see a begging guy with a bruise and cut to his face (dodge)☑...Push through exiting people, myself trying to enter the platform...sea of fur coats and people desperately trying to buy flowers (for Women's Day- 8th March)☑ Arms at the ready and barge through is the order of the day! Onto the platform, someone shouting- probably jubilant it is the weekend (not!) (or as Russians say the holidays!! No, the weekend- thank you!!)...Train pulls in, and some mofo pushes pass me☞, being a mostly mild -mannered person, I enter the carriage disgruntled and mutter strong obscenities under my breath, and sit on my piece of seat- ha ha!- all mine, until a lady squeezes in between me and the other passenger! But whisked away we all are, to our homes for the LONNNNGGGGG weekend! ツ