Friday, 18 March 2011

Macrocosm Moscow-cosm microcosm

Soviet emblem

Snowflakes falling...trees on the way to the metro station, trimmed in preparation for Spring...prang in the road, and marshutka and car driver shouting the odds at each other...covered walkway, where informally any old tat can be sold for a few roubles...man calling out 'girl' (девушка) woman (женщина) to passing people to buy his shot glasses...cars scramble across/ along the tram tracks, dispersing, hopeful to pick up a fare.  Enter metro station to see a man crouched to the ground, looking out of it (on booze?)...the homebound train pulls in...next station= home(!)...4 kiosks now open for business (after new mayor's recent purge) by underpass on street to flat...buses galore and men jostling/ interacting in the middle of road...take picture of soviet emblem on ex-factory railing...arrive in my block to find lift out of order, climb 12 floors...take a picture of a stairwell memory(!)...next stop: weekend! (выходные!)  :)))
Good time had by all!

Monday, 7 March 2011

Suzdal 'end of winter' fun!

Sun = end of Winter is coming!
5 hours to arrive in Suzdal 8am- 1pm, in a comfortable bus, with the obligatory cracked windscreen!!  Public holidays and events = mass exodus onto the motorways, and today as we approach Suzdal, is no exception, to join in some end of Winter fun. (Maslenitsa= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslenitsa).


Lovely view (bottom right)
But it is a daytrip out of the sprawling metropolis of Moscow with scarey-crows (sic)(effigies to burn Winter away)/ blini/ dancing/ geese fighting/ Suzdal Kremlin and Saviour Monastery of St. Euthymius. 

Arriving, snowmobile rides are offered for 200 RUR- best money I ever spent! Wheeeeeeeee! :)  As well as horse-drawn troika rides and stalls of tat, and Medovukha (RussianМедовуха).  But for all the Maslenitsa frolics and re-shuffling of our programme, we are fed (the pork cutlet I would not recommend, at least I think it was once pork) / watered, and do a quick mini tour of Suzdal (i.e. some geese pecking at each other and some people merrily dancing in costumes)...miss the effigy-burning, Suzdal Kremlin but are rewarded with a 'learnt by rote' robot guide, who statistically informs us all about the number of churches, monasteries, windows and doors in Suzdal, in a wonderfully monotone, regurgitated manner! Soul-less information! 

Light and temperature are rapidly falling and so we retreat back to the buses and the 3 hour ride back to Moscow!  With a pit-stop to a petrol station, and an unceremonious pee in the woods, as the petrol station attendant grumpily informs us the toilet doesn't work.  A fair day out (despite a little bus fever!), if a little overpriced (2500 RUR) but well a day out is a day out!  Happy Maslenitsa! 

Friday, 4 March 2011

Don't push me! Expletive!☭!

Leave work ␛ and pass miserable guard...Cross tram line covered in perilous ice  (look left/ right/ skate across and dodge 10 tons of oncoming metal)...Witness some guy shouting the odds at some militsia guy...Get to the entrance of Novogireevo (Nova-guh-reev-a) metro station (or as a friend renamed it "No one's gonna save ya!" ™) and see a begging guy with a bruise and cut to his face (dodge)...Push through exiting people, myself trying to enter the platform...sea of fur coats and people desperately trying to buy flowers (for Women's Day- 8th March) Arms at the ready and barge through is the order of the day! Onto the platform, someone shouting- probably jubilant it is the weekend (not!) (or as Russians say the holidays!! No, the weekend- thank you!!)...Train pulls in, and some mofo pushes pass me, being a mostly mild -mannered person, I enter the carriage disgruntled and mutter strong obscenities under my breath, and sit on my piece of seat- ha ha!- all mine, until a lady squeezes in between me and the other passenger! But whisked away we all are, to our homes for the LONNNNGGGGG weekend!